Mediocre Cookies

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The exact recipes behind the menu. Bake them yourself and discover that mediocrity is reproducible.

Pumpkin Spice Latte Chocolate Chip Cookies

Pumpkin spice, espresso, chocolate chips, and a dairy-free frosting. It is autumn and we are legally required to make this.GF optionDF optionEgg-freeSeasonal

Mediocre Cookies with Pistachio Pudding & Dark Chocolate Chips

Pistachio pudding in the dough keeps these soft for days. Dark chocolate chips. Green-ish. Delicious-ish.GF optionDF option

Frosted Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Cookies

The pumpkin spice latte's decaf cousin. Cake-like pumpkin cookie, chocolate chips, cream cheese frosting.GF optionDF optionSeasonal

Cinnamon Roll Cookies (Mediocre Edition)

Sugar cookies with a cinnamon filling swirled in. Not actually cinnamon rolls. The filling distributes unevenly, which is on brand.GF optionDF option

Oatmeal Caramel Cookies (Mediocre Edition)

Chewy oatmeal cookie with a caramel candy pressed into the middle. It melts, or it doesn't, depending on the day.GF optionDF option

Big Sur Flake Salted Chocolate Chip Cookies

The classic, finished with flaky sea salt. Suspiciously good for a company with this name.GF optionDF optionFlaky salt

Dark Chocolate Hazelnut Drizzle Churro Cookies

Cinnamon-sugar churro cookie under a dark chocolate hazelnut drizzle. Photographed mid-sugar-rush, hence the blur.GF optionDF option