Mediocre CookiesEvery recipe, freely given
The exact recipes behind the menu. Bake them yourself and discover that mediocrity is reproducible.
Soft as Clouds Chocolate Chip Cheesecake Cookies
Our chocolate chip dough with powdered sugar and a box of cheesecake pudding mixed in. Soft as clouds. Clouds are not known for being crunchy.
Pumpkin Spice Latte Chocolate Chip Cookies
Pumpkin spice, espresso, chocolate chips, and a dairy-free frosting. It is autumn and we are legally required to make this.
Mediocre Cookies with Pistachio Pudding & Dark Chocolate Chips
Pistachio pudding in the dough keeps these soft for days. Dark chocolate chips. Green-ish. Delicious-ish.
Frosted Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Cookies
The pumpkin spice latte's decaf cousin. Cake-like pumpkin cookie, chocolate chips, cream cheese frosting.
Cinnamon Roll Cookies (Mediocre Edition)
Sugar cookies with a cinnamon filling swirled in. Not actually cinnamon rolls. The filling distributes unevenly, which is on brand.
Oatmeal Caramel Cookies (Mediocre Edition)
Chewy oatmeal cookie with a caramel candy pressed into the middle. It melts, or it doesn't, depending on the day.
Big Sur Flake Salted Chocolate Chip Cookies
The classic, finished with flaky sea salt. Suspiciously good for a company with this name.
Dark Chocolate Hazelnut Drizzle Churro Cookies
Cinnamon-sugar churro cookie under a dark chocolate hazelnut drizzle. Photographed mid-sugar-rush, hence the blur.